"Lonely" by Gabe

I am lonely, lonely, lonely
So lonely, lonely, lonely
Really lonely, lonely, lonely
So much lonely, lonely, lonely
OMG really lonely, lonely, lonely
No LOL cuz I'm lonely, lonely, lonely
This is my poem called lonely

"Hero" by Gabe

A hero should be like Iron Man so big and strong
A hero shouldn't be like Tony all small and long

"When I'm an Adult" by Gabe

When I’m an adult I can gamble
When I’m an adult I can drink
When I’m an adult I can drive
When I’m an adult I can wink

When I’m an adult I can watch bad movies
When I’m an adult I can date
When I’m an adult I can live alone
When I’m an adult I can be late

"I" by Gabe

I don't like learning English in school
I already know it and I am not a fool

I like to speak two languages it is fun
It is better than speaking just one

I like being a bridge between school and home
I, I, I, I am never alone

I hate having family far away
I won't see my cousins so we could go out and play

I like having two different cultures
I don't know a word that rhymes with culture

"Why?" by Gabe

Why do Cows moo?
Because they do.
Why do men read to their wives?
Because they have no lives.
Why do teachers teach?
Because they have goals to outreach.
Why do light bulbs light?
So they won't get in a fight.
Why do soccer players play with a soccer ball?
Because they could footstall.
Why do llamas spit?
Because they're well fit.
Why does Tony have lice?
Because he eats mice.
Why do cars honk?
Because they're afraid of the skunk.
Why didn't Tom Cruise fly?
Because he couldn't die.
Why did Gabe and Tony write poems?
Because Miss Cragun told 'em.

"Smurf" by Gabe

There once was a smurf from a shoe
Who loves to eat people like you
But one day he ate
An ugly kid's fate
The kid was from the ugly country Peru

"Lunch" by Gabe

The lunch program sucks pencil
When you grab food they won't give you utencils
They always have the same food everyday
Every time they would give disgusting food I have to pray
The lunch ladies cut their hair on the food
That when we see the hair it changes our mood
It really wants to make us protest
I'd rather eat spinach while taking a math test

"The Boogieman Lives Under My Bed" by Gabe

The boogieman lives under my bed
I really want him dead
He treats me like a toy
Because I'm a little boy
He always pulls my arm
Like if I'm a cow from a farm

Then there's Frankenstein
He's BFs with the Boogieman
Frankenstein always asks me for the lead
Because he needs them for the nails he has on his head

Then there's Manbearpig
He's not like the one on TV who wears a wig
He always bites my toes
And he always licks my nose
He has no life
Because he got divorced by his wife

Then there's Bigfoot
His feet are gross they have peices of roots
He really likes tongues
Like once he blew my tongue that it almost touched my lungs

Also there's Hitler
Who is a girl hitter
He once tried to eat my finger
Because he thought it was a chiliburger

Then there's the Kool-Aid Dude
He is always in the nude
He really loves to chew my shorts
because he is a mort

Last there's the Ronald McDonald clown
I always feel like chopping him down
because he is freaky
and he's always leaky

"Great News" by Gabe

OMG I have great news
Something happened today
at 7:40 am
on the twenty-fourth of May

When I walked into school
I was happy about today
there wasn't any school
because it was a Saturday!

"My Teacher Who was a Drinker" by Gabe

My teacher who was a drinker
Was stupid, not much of a thinker
He would always come to school drunk
And have his kids in the car's trunk
He would always be mad at his class
He would love to scream at his cup of glass
He is not allowed to bring some Corona
But instead he has to bring "tuna"
He can't bring Budweiser, Vodka, or Bud Light
He can only bring "Coke", "Pepsi", or "Crystal Light"
I'll tell you more about this guy
He likes gambling, women, and getting high
Oh, I forgot he was also a smoker
He really loves to play poker
But for all he's a pretty nice dude
But when he's drunk, that changes his mood

"Death Upon You" by Gabriel (2008)

I'm going to send death upon you
I could kill you by throwing you a shoe

First, I could take you to Peru
then me and you could go hunt some caribou.

Next, when you're not looking I will slew
Noone would know where you are, they won't have a clue.

Next, I'll go buy some glue
And glue you into a kangaroo.

Then, I woke up in Peru
Good thing this is just a dream or I would've been sued.

Finally, I saw you buying a shoe
And I thought I will never send Death upon you!