"Why?" by Gabe

Why do Cows moo?
Because they do.
Why do men read to their wives?
Because they have no lives.
Why do teachers teach?
Because they have goals to outreach.
Why do light bulbs light?
So they won't get in a fight.
Why do soccer players play with a soccer ball?
Because they could footstall.
Why do llamas spit?
Because they're well fit.
Why does Tony have lice?
Because he eats mice.
Why do cars honk?
Because they're afraid of the skunk.
Why didn't Tom Cruise fly?
Because he couldn't die.
Why did Gabe and Tony write poems?
Because Miss Cragun told 'em.