"Echoing Silence" by Miss Frazier

The lonely man sat pondering as he ate his stew
"Why do I always feel so blue?"

It seems as if I am constantly sick with the flu
Silence filled the room except for an echoing coo.

The man jumped up startled from the clue
I may not be alone after all, "who are you?"

Are you close by? What is your hue?
He bent down to look by his shoe.

Please tell me your name, I'll tell you mine it's Nephou.
I once was a hunter of the lovely caribou,

But they are all gone now stuck in some zoo,
I spend my days sitting on the porch of my house in Peru.

There was no response; nothing came into view.
The man knew he was alone again, after all there only remained but a few.

All his friends were killed for being a Jew.
Silence filled the room except for the coo.

There must be someone here or something new
And the owl flew over on that cue.

Oh how happy the man was, "Now it's me and you."
The man spent the rest of his days listening to the owl whoo.

"A Look" by Anabel

I took a look at you
Then I saw you had something new.

I really want to spew.
I looked at you, and you said my name, "Lou".

I was so embarrassed that I wanted to be in Peru.
I looked again at you and I fell in love with you.

"Death Upon You" by Gabriel (2008)

I'm going to send death upon you
I could kill you by throwing you a shoe

First, I could take you to Peru
then me and you could go hunt some caribou.

Next, when you're not looking I will slew
Noone would know where you are, they won't have a clue.

Next, I'll go buy some glue
And glue you into a kangaroo.

Then, I woke up in Peru
Good thing this is just a dream or I would've been sued.

Finally, I saw you buying a shoe
And I thought I will never send Death upon you!

"Miracles Could Be True" by Tony

In the morning I heard a cock-a-doodle-do
I saw chickens wearing shoes.

I thought this is fake but it is so true
I see my horses putting their shoes on, too.

I looked down then I saw you
When I talked it looked like you flew.

When I went back inside I drew a picture of a kangaroo.
I colored it blue and I hope you could come back, too.

"The Haunted Kitchen" by Marco

The Mountain Dew went dew
The blue cheese went, "eew!"

The soup had to boo
The cat went moo.

The dog went to the zoo
He got a good view.

"The Zoo" by Anabel

I always like to go to the zoo.
Today I went to the zoo.

There are a lot of animals, too.
I saw a bird color blue.

Then I saw a kangaroo.
Today was a good day to go to the zoo.

"The Unexpected Visitor" by Miss Cragun

This morning I woke up next to you
I couldn't stop from screaming, "eew!"

I knew what you wanted to do
looking at me with big eyes so blue.

I really can't stand the sight of you
I hate your stupid name, Lou.

Taking that to be your cue,
You started to coo and mew.

Although I think you already knew
My stomach wanted to spew,

My mother I wanted to sue,
And to church I'll pray in a pew!

How could she buy a cat like you?
I need to drink my Mountain Dew!