"Death Upon You" by Gabriel (2008)

I'm going to send death upon you
I could kill you by throwing you a shoe

First, I could take you to Peru
then me and you could go hunt some caribou.

Next, when you're not looking I will slew
Noone would know where you are, they won't have a clue.

Next, I'll go buy some glue
And glue you into a kangaroo.

Then, I woke up in Peru
Good thing this is just a dream or I would've been sued.

Finally, I saw you buying a shoe
And I thought I will never send Death upon you!