"Ari and Jenkins" by Miss Frazier

There was a guy named Ari
He was very clever and crazy
He thinks Ms. Cragun and Ms. Frazier are a bit scary
But sometimes he is a bit lazy

Ari became a dad the other day
Being a dad is too hard because Ari is so young
He doesn't even know how to play
All Jenkins does is produce tons of dung

Ari wanted to sell Jenkins or give him away
He even thought to bring him to school as a pet
In his little box he will not stay
Poor Ari was filled with a bunch of regret

Ari's little Jenkins was as cute as a muffin
He liked to play fetch with a puck
Don't be fooled, he is not a puffin
Ari's new baby is a duck