"Eighth Grade Comm. Arts" by Miss Cragun

Let me tell you about three of my students
They are funny but they aren't very prudent
Everyday in the hallways they parade
For each class they are frequently truant

First, I'll share about Tony
His face shows he's no phony
in the lunch line he absolutely refuses
to eat anything that was near pepperoni

Second, I'll explain about Gabe
His face he's trying to shave
as he spends hours in the mirror everyday
The girls he's preparing to stave

Last, but not least, is Ivan
His smile is never all gone
He tries to use it as a secret weapon
To sneak out of class while saying, "so long!"